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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day!   Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:49 am

zsuperc wrote:
erk..tak paham



kene tgk btol2 dari awal sampai abih.... Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day!   Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:52 am


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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day!   Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:54 am

demam 300 ke lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day!   Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:01 am

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demam 300 ke lol!


semalam baru tengok cerita ni....


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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day!   Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:05 am

erk..pekena ngan amoi tuh?
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day!   Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:06 am

demam 300 la.... Twisted Evil

ko kene tgk 300 la baru tau....
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day!   Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:35 am

aku dah tgok sblum crita tu kuar panggung lagi
boring semacam je crita tu...
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Pelamakatak?? Gilleeerraaaa??? keskeskes!!!ngeh ngeh ngeh!!Aaaaaauuuuwwwwwwww...
aku takut bawak motor laju2...tapi ari2 orang bakar aku..ari2 kena asap ngan moto orang lain..Ptuih!!!
AKU TEBAKAR!!!!!!!!!ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day!   Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:37 am

boring???

ko biar betul......banyak besh ooo itu citer... Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day!   Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:38 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtqdSo-Q2U8&feature=related

habes lagu awek ako..cisss
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day!   Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:40 am

len owang...len pendapat....bagi aku 300 best.... cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day!   Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:46 am

hmm...mungkin la
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aku takut bawak motor laju2...tapi ari2 orang bakar aku..ari2 kena asap ngan moto orang lain..Ptuih!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day!   Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:35 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NmK8fAQfwU&feature=related

OMFG adakah ini benar?!!?
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day!   Thu Jul 10, 2008 1:02 pm

http://video.ekawan.com/vid/1142

Geli lak chef tengok iklan ni hehehehe What a Face lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day!   Thu Jul 10, 2008 1:09 pm

hehehehhehheehhehe...... Very Happy Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day!   Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:16 am

petikan dari Drift.com.my

"This one lagi best. The latest according to the trend.

Subject: M.A.H.A.T.H.I.R

This is a new acronymn... stands for:

Must
Always
Hantam
Abdullah
Till
He
Is
Removed"

kkakakakaka.....totally agreed....
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day!   Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:14 pm

moto ko laju dari tzm??? tapi tak guna kalo takder telor....




lol! lol! lol!
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aku takut bawak motor laju2...tapi ari2 orang bakar aku..ari2 kena asap ngan moto orang lain..Ptuih!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day!   Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:15 pm

bogonz wrote:
petikan dari Drift.com.my

"This one lagi best. The latest according to the trend.

Subject: M.A.H.A.T.H.I.R

This is a new acronymn... stands for:

Must
Always
Hantam
Abdullah
Till
He
Is
Removed"

kkakakakaka.....totally agreed....


uishhh Laughing
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Pelamakatak?? Gilleeerraaaa??? keskeskes!!!ngeh ngeh ngeh!!Aaaaaauuuuwwwwwwww...
aku takut bawak motor laju2...tapi ari2 orang bakar aku..ari2 kena asap ngan moto orang lain..Ptuih!!!
AKU TEBAKAR!!!!!!!!!ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day!   Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:25 pm

speeder23 wrote:
zsuperc wrote:
erk..tak paham



kene tgk btol2 dari awal sampai abih.... Very Happy


kena tgk dan tgk lg dn tgk lg sampai betul2 phm.. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day!   Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:22 pm

The cycle of missing goes like this in Malaysia ;

Get Vietnamese workers, dogs missing.
Get Bangladeshi workers, Malay girls missing.
Get Indonesian workers, money missing.
Get Indian workers, jewellery missing.
Get Chinese workers, husbands missing.
Call the police, the evidence goes missing,
Call the lawyers, the judge go missing,
Call the ministry of transport, the reports go missing
Change the government, funds go missing,
Say something and you may be missing.
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day!   Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:23 pm

This is a story about Ahbeng in search of a wife with the help of his mother, Ahkew. One day Ahbeng's mother bring home 3 pretty girls and introduce to Ahbeng.
The 3 pretty girls name and occupation :
1.) Ahuey - Telephonist
2.) Ahmoi - Primary Skool Teacher
3.) Ahlian - Bus Conductor

Ahbeng very sexcited lar of course then after a while of

chatting with the girls his mother asked him.

Ahkew : Ahbeng, how ? Which one you like the most ?
Ahbeng : I like Ahlian the most
Ahkew : Aiyoh bus conductor only wor! where got future wan? Ahmoi not bad leh! gomen work you know? good benefit, next time your children wanna goto skool also easy
Ahbeng : Ahmah dunwan laaa!!
Ahkew : Why dunwan?
Ahbeng : bcoz skool teacher they love to say 'PLEASE REPEAT!! DO AGAIN!!! I Want it done 10 times...SOME MORE, SOME MORE!' Like this very tiring everynite I can die one ahmah!
Ahkew : aiyoo!!! then Ahuey lar! at least she is better than Ahlian
Ahbeng : Dunwan also! ahmah, she is telephonist la! they love to say 'WAIT A MINIT! PLEASE HOLD ON!' dem potong stim lidat ahmah where got mood to make baby la?
Ahkew : Aiyoyo!!! then what u like about Ahlian so much? bus conductor only wor!!! Where got future one ?
Ahbeng : Ahmah you dunno wan la ... I always take mini bus to KL, those women bus conductor always say 'BANG! MASUK BELAKANG!!! MASUK DALAM SIKIT!!! DALAM ADA TEMPAT!!! MASUK MASUK!!!' (in yingrish it means 'go in behind, go deep inside! go deeper some more! inside still got place!! deeper! deeper!!!) everytime they say lidat i also very sexcited one !!!!
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